Today my computer (which I still love immensely and will not trade for your foo-foo touchsmart HP piece of Vista) decided to be a bitch today. Touchpad didn't work on first boot, second boot had really high CPU temps (85C in 5 minutes? BAD) Remember, windows is always consistently nerve-wrackingly fucked up. It takes a mac to be "bitchy".
Sexy is good.
Women are sexy.
Macs are sexy.
Women are bitchy. (yes we are!)
Macs are bitchy. (but we love them)
(Tongue in cheek, please don't take me seriously: I'm just bitching....)