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Monday, August 17, 2009

Why people Really buy a Mac.

A lot of reasons are thrown around on why people by macs:
  • Speed
  • Reliability
  • Sexiness
  • Justin Long
  • Viruses, Lack of
  • User Interface
  • 1 package
  • creative power
  • Right click is the work of Satan
  • Vista
  • 64 bit
  • It works
  • to be cool
  • Thought out design
  • iPods
But the real reason is:

Photo Booth.

And yeah I did this whole thing to post a Photo Booth shot of my kitty. Isn't she kyoot? :3

For those who don't know, Photo Booth is a app included w/ OS X that lets you take snapshots with your webcam and even has stupid effects (if one wants) :)

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Bitchy and Sexy

Today my computer (which I still love immensely and will not trade for your foo-foo touchsmart HP piece of Vista) decided to be a bitch today. Touchpad didn't work on first boot, second boot had really high CPU temps (85C in 5 minutes? BAD) Remember, windows is always consistently nerve-wrackingly fucked up. It takes a mac to be "bitchy".

Observations:
Sexy is good.
Women are sexy.
Macs are sexy.
Women are bitchy. (yes we are!)

Conclusion:
Macs are bitchy. (but we love them)

(Tongue in cheek, please don't take me seriously: I'm just bitching....)